Things that taste better than being thin

Kate Moss has been quoted (link) as saying that nothing tastes better than being skinny. I'm calling shenanigans. There are plenty of things that taste better than being thin:

Potato chips
french onion dip
roast beef sandwiches
black cherry cream soda
dominos pizza
potstickers

Note to self

The locally raised, grass fed beef from the local health food store is DIVINE - seriously, some of the best food I've had in awhile. But the swelling throat afterward? Not so great. Evidently what ever the hell I'm allergic to locally got concentrated in that delicious, wonderful beef. Phooey.

A haiku upon my grandma's cooking

Stew-induced stupor
Beef melted off the fork
Are worse ways to go

My grandma's beef stew was so amazingly, mind-meltingly good, I felt the need to compose a haiku to honor it.