Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I'm sure I've heard this somewhere before...

In a recent Forbes op-ed, Bill Flax opines that universal sufferage is a horrible, terrible thing foisted on Americans by political correctness. People who don't pay taxes (by which he means those who get refunds or refundable tax credits) shouldn't be able to vote. People on the dole shouldn't be able to vote. His bulleted suggestions:


  • A basic literacy assessment;
  • A non-partisan test ensuring competency of basic constitutional principles;
  • A stake in the community reflected by property, employment or other measures;
  • Restrict the franchise to lessen conflicts of interest regarding state employees, lobbyists, contractors, etc.;
  • Surrender one’s voting privileges when seeking public assistance.

Stop me if you've heard any of these before...

Friday, September 5, 2008

You know that jet?

The one Gov Palin keeps yammering on and on and fucking ON about? The one she sold on eBay? Turns out, not so much. The thing didn't sell, and yet Angry McCranky is claiming it did, and for a profit. Straight Talk Express, my pasty white ass.

The best part is that the damn jet wasn't used all that much by the governor - it was used to transport convicts to a facility in Arizona.

H/T to Daily Kos

Thursday, September 4, 2008

PSA for anyone with a CitiBank credit card

Out of the, you know, two people who read this damned thing. via Consumerist:

Citigroup's "account sweeping program" automatically removed positive balances from customers' credit card accounts, Attorney General Edmund G. Brown Jr. said. For instance, if a customer double-paid a bill by mistake or refunded a purchase for credit, that positive balance was then taken from the customer without notification, Brown said.

In the words of a Citibank executive, “Stealing from our customers is a business decision, not a legal decision.” The same executive later said that the sweep program could not be stopped because it would reduce the executive bonus pool.
Step back and read that second paragraph again. Some executive justified stealing because it would REDUCE HIS FUCKING BONUS!!!!!! I read this story and was so totally gobsmacked I almost fell out of my chair. Where the hell were the accountants? And the worst thing about it is, as someone pointed out the comments on Consumerist, the execs stole, lined their own pocket with bonuses, and the refunds and fines are coming out of the company coffers. People who had nothing to do with this might lose their jobs or their life savings if the stock tanks.

Sometimes I just want to give up and not give a shit anymore. Then I read about people like these, who drove across the country to rescue dogs they'd never met and knew nothing about, and I think there might be hope for humanity yet. As Jimmy Tock said in Life Expectancy, "Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake."

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Putin's Lost it

He's running for the Batshitcrazymobile as I type. He's now claiming that the US orchestrated the late unpleasantness between Russia and Georgia. Dude, we can't organize a fuckup in a whorehouse here in the US (see: Katrina, Rita, etc), much less half a world away!

Tech stuff

I've given up on Mobipocket. Flat out given up. I cannot figure out what the hell is causing it to hang up in the HotSynch process, but it's just not worth the headaches. Those are for school and family. I've moved on to Plucker, which is open source and DRM free.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Now you can bug people AFTER the Rapture...

This is... This is mind boggling. There's a site (that I'm not going to like to, it's in the Wired post if you're that interested) that lets you pay $40 a year to prepare email messages to be sent to friends and loved ones six days after the Rapture. The only part of the damn rapture I'm looking forward to is not being hectored by fundies everywhere I turn, and now THIS? Why, gods, WHY?!?

From The Stranger.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hagee has lost touch with the reality-based comunity

Video from Olberman:



Rev Hagee pretty much said that God allowed the Holocaust to force the Jews to return to Israel. In a way that is approving, because to most Evangelicals, the Jews returning is integral to the End Times. During which, every single frelling person (Jews included) who doesn't convert to the One True God(TM) will die an agonizing death and go straight to hell. Do Not Pass Go. They're props in the Evangelical Passion Play. The slide into misanthropy accelerates...

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Because it worked so well the last time...

Time.com: Is it time to invade Burma?

No comment. No fucking coment. Whatsoever.