Random Observations

• A woodchuck, sunning itself on the deck, looks remarkably like a corpse.
• Swearing very loudly at the thought of having to clean up a dead woodchuck will cause it to wake up.
  
• Said woodchuck, being awakened from its nap, does an amazing, "Dude, you're blocking my sun!" expression.
• Our UPS guy wears brown socks with the company logo on them. Is this part of the uniform?
• Hospice nurses are both perky and touchy-feely. Both of dad's nurses are GREAT, don't get me wrong, but we're not exactly a demonstrative family. The expression on dads face when one of them hugged him was something to behold.
• The Red Wings can't get their personnel where they're supposed to be. They should have hoisted the Cup in Pittsburgh.