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Truer than I like to think, most days. Mika has decided that jumping up onto my chest while I'm at the laptop, shoving her ass in my face, then sitting down bewteen me and the monitor is FUN!! Attempts to disabuse her of this notion get derailed when she starts purring like a motorboat.

I has a kitty

And I (and my chair) has a flavor. And the kitteh has gas.

Fleas my cats have

How the hell they got fleas is beyond me, but the damn things must be screwing like bunnies AND immune to treatments, because we ended up having to give Mika a bath last night.

Read that last sentence again. I'm just glad she's front declawed and we have a deep tub, otherwise I'd have stitches today.

Monday kitty stuff

Mikaido has decided that she needs to sleep on top of the TV. If the flat part on top of the TV were wide enough, this would be fine, mostly because we're using the damn thing as a paperweight. But it's not, so we are constantly 'entertained' by the sounds of her losing her balance and scrabbling with her claws to keep from falling down behind the entertainment center.