Shit has happened

I have an enlarged left ovary. The ER (long story. suffice it to say that you don't need to know how they get the contrast material into you for an appendix CT scan) said it was a cyst, but my NP wanted to check. Grumble,grumble, etc. Went in for an ultrasound. Pelvic ultrasounds are NOT FUN when you're female.

Turns out that the radiologist didn't get the results back in time for my NP to review them before the long weekend, so I'm stuck. Waiting until Tuesday to find out WTF is up with my ladybits. The odd of it being just a cyst are very, very good. I know this. I also know that nearly every woman gets an ovarian syst at some point in her life. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm flipped the fuck out. Not sleeping tonight hasn't exactly helped, either.

Back from the dead

Sort of. Shit has gone down since last I posted, and most of it isn't worth going into. But I'm back. yay.

Happy, happy joy joy!

I just got my new netbook! I was skeptical at first - I have +2 hands of hugeness, but I can type pretty easily and it will go pretty much anywhere. W00t!

Sweet zombie jeebus

I'm sure it would be possible for me to feel shittier than I do right now. In fact, I know I could feel worse - I could have meningitis. But knowing that I could feel worse doesn't make the fact that I feel like crap any better or easier. We've had drama over money, checks, food, booze - everything but the kitchen sink. No, come to think of it, we've had Dishes Not Getting Done Properly dramz, too. So, yeah, drama about everything including the kitchen sink. I know this is an adjustment period for everyone - a woman who's essentially lived on her for thirty years and a couple who rate pretty damn high on the Leave Me The Fuck Alone scale. Add on fraidy cat who runs if you look at him funny and one who thinks the world was made for her to sleep on, and you have a made for sitcom household.

And I still have a sinus infection.

I has a migraine

Okay, a tension headache that acts exactly like a migraine. But it hurts like fuck. I want to eat something, but the thought make my stomach roil. I'm gonna take something for the pain and see if that helps. Getting some effing sleep will probably help, too.

Things that taste better than being thin

Kate Moss has been quoted (link) as saying that nothing tastes better than being skinny. I'm calling shenanigans. There are plenty of things that taste better than being thin:

Potato chips
french onion dip
roast beef sandwiches
black cherry cream soda
dominos pizza
potstickers

Creepy/funny vid